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Kneads & Wants Artisan Bakery and Cafe
8042 Lincoln Ave, Skokie, IL
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Holidays & Celebrations
We Knead Love Pride Menu
Unleash the rainbow! Our Pride Menu explodes with color and flavor all through June. Discover delightful pastries and mouthwatering treats perfect for celebrating love in all its forms.

Let Me Be Perfectly Queer Scone
This month, indulge in our "Let Me Be Perfectly Queer" scone, a delightful ode to love and equality. We start with a classic vanilla bean scone, its soft, buttery interior flecked with real vanilla bean for a touch of elegance. But the real magic happens on top! A vibrant rainbow glaze transforms this scone into a visual masterpiece, a celebration of diversity and joy. Each bite is a delicious harmony of sweet vanilla and a burst of colorful flavor. Don't miss this limited-edition treat, perfect for sharing with loved ones or simply savoring a taste of Pride!$4.25OUT OF STOCK
Rainbow Cake Truffles 4-pack
An assortment of four handcrafted cake truffles featuring both vanilla and chocolate cake centers, dipped in creamy white chocolate and finished with hand-drizzled rainbow chocolate. Festive, colorful, and made in celebration of Pride Month.$9.95OUT OF STOCK
Fudge - Pink Peppermint Triangle
Celebrate love and resilience with this Pride Fudge! Creamy pink peppermint fudge, cut into vibrant triangular slices, honors the history of the pink triangle symbol reclaimed by the LGBTQ+ community. The cool peppermint and sweet pink chocolate create a refreshing flavor combination, perfect for summer gatherings. Each bite is a burst of color and pride, a delicious way to show your support while acknowledging the strength in reclaiming a symbol of oppression.$6.95OUT OF STOCK
The Queer Dozen by Miss Fortunes
Twelve rainbow-hued fortune cookies with a wicked sense of humor. Each crunchy, colorful treat contains a cheeky, queer-themed fortune—salty, snarky, and definitely not safe for straight-laced expectations. Sweet on the outside, twisted on the inside. Banned in eight states, beloved everywhere else.$14.00
Fruity Rebels Crispy Bar
Taste the Rainbow Agenda. Our Pride crispy bar is loaded with Fruity Pebbles cereal and layered with buttery marshmallow goodness for a chewy, crunchy bite in every mouthful. These oversized bars are thick, bakery-style treats made for serious dessert people; a little sweet, a little tart, wildly colorful, and completely delicious.$7.00
The Dylan Collection
Join us in celebrating Dylan’s birthday with a lineup of his all-time favorite treats! From giant chocolate chip cookies to over-the-top croissant creations, everything is inspired by the flavors he’s loved since day one. These special items are available Thursday, June 5 only—preorder now to make sure you don’t miss out!

The Dylan Chip Cookie
We took our classic chocolate chip cookies and gave them a boost! Topped with creamy cream cheese frosting and a mini car just like the way Dylan loves. These cookies are ready to race into your day! Happy Birthday, Dylan$4.00
Dylan's Ice Cream Sandwich
Two soft chocolate chip cookies filled with a generous scoop of Cosmic Cookie Dough ice cream, then topped with a race car and drifting frosting in honor of Dylan's birthday. Packed with cookie dough flavor and a little extra fun, this one-day-only treat celebrates two of Dylan's favorite things: cars and chocolate chip cookies. Available June 5 only. 🚗💨🍦$8.50
Artisan Baked Goods
Croissants
We make our pastries fresh every day in small batches. Kindly note that we may be unable to fulfill large online orders with less than 36 hours notice. For large orders, please contact catering directly through our website.

Havana Croissant
A flaky, buttery croissant filled with house-made pulled pork, mustard, havarti, and our house-made pickles. Savory, bold, and deeply satisfying.$6.50
Caprese Croissant
A buttery croissant filled with fresh mozzarella, cherry tomatoes, and ricotta basil pesto. Bright, creamy, and perfectly balanced.$6.50
Florentine Croissant
Light and flakey croissants stuffed with Greek feta cheese and organic baby spinach.$5.75OUT OF STOCK
Kouign Amann
House Specialty - made of butter and sugar, and under its crispy caramelized surface lies a soft center. This croissant-like pastry is a small luxury from the Brittany region of France. (pronounced "queen-a-mahn")$5.00
Butter Croissant
Croissants are light, flaky, buttery, deliciousness. The dough is layered with butter, rolled and folded several times in succession, then rolled into a thin sheet, creating a thousand layers in a laminating technique.$4.75OUT OF STOCK
Chocolate Croissant
Light and flakey croissant rolled with rich Valrhona chocolate.$5.75OUT OF STOCK
Almond Croissant
Our delicate croissant dough, filled with delicious almond paste, creates a beautiful and decadent treat.$5.50
Scones
We make our pastries fresh every day in small batches. Kindly note that we may be unable to fulfill large online orders with less than 36 hours notice. For large orders, please contact catering directly through our website.

Let Me Be Perfectly Queer Scone
This month, indulge in our "Let Me Be Perfectly Queer" scone, a delightful ode to love and equality. We start with a classic vanilla bean scone, its soft, buttery interior flecked with real vanilla bean for a touch of elegance. But the real magic happens on top! A vibrant rainbow glaze transforms this scone into a visual masterpiece, a celebration of diversity and joy. Each bite is a delicious harmony of sweet vanilla and a burst of colorful flavor. Don't miss this limited-edition treat, perfect for sharing with loved ones or simply savoring a taste of Pride!$4.25OUT OF STOCK
Bacon Cheddar Chive Scone
Satisfy your bacon craving! This scone is full of bacon, cheddar cheese, and fresh chives. It's a perfect savory bite to start the day.$4.25
Lemon Blueberry Scone
Our delicious scone base, filled with blueberries and tart lemon, drizzled with a lemon glaze$4.25OUT OF STOCKEspresso Hazelnut Scone
$4.50
Vanilla Bean Scone
This moist and delicious scone is filled with vanilla bean and coated in a vanilla bean glaze. Get your vanilla fill with this one!$4.25OUT OF STOCK
Muffins
We make our pastries fresh every day in small batches. Kindly note that we may be unable to fulfill large online orders with less than 36 hours notice. For large orders, please contact catering directly through our website.
Breakfast Cakes
We make our pastries fresh every day in small batches. Kindly note that we may be unable to fulfill large online orders with less than 36 hours notice. For large orders, please contact catering directly through our website.

Coffee Cake
Just like Grandma used to make! This moist sour cream crumb cake is filled with a layer of cinnamon brown sugar, and topped with a crunchy streusel topping. A perfect treat anytime!$3.85
Pistachio Cherry Breakfast Cake (GF)
This naturally gluten-free breakfast cake is made with tart cherries folded into a tender ricotta base, then topped with deeply toasted pistachios and a rich pistachio cream. Light and delicate with a soufflé-like texture, it strikes a perfect balance of sweet, nutty, and bright—ideal for mornings, brunch tables, or an elegant anytime treat.$6.25OUT OF STOCK
Blueberry Breakfast Cake (GF)
This delectable wheat-free cake has a ricotta base and is mixed with juicy blueberries. Its delicate, soufflé-like texture will delight your taste buds.$5.60OUT OF STOCK
Chocolate Swirl Breakfast Cake (GF)
A ricotta-based, wheat-free cake with a light souffle-like texture, mixed with chocolate.$5.75OUT OF STOCK
Breakfast & Lunch
Quiche & Yogurt

Quiche Maria - 6"
Our all-butter crust is filled with a rich egg custard quiche base filled with baby spinach, goat cheese, and sautéed onion. 6" extra-deep.$11.95OUT OF STOCK
Quiche Lorraine - 6"
A true classic, our Quiche Lorraine is crafted with rich, savory flavors and a perfectly flaky, all-butter crust made in-house. Baked in a 6-inch round, extra-deep pan, this indulgent quiche is filled with a creamy custard, crispy bacon, and melted cheese, creating a satisfying balance of texture and taste. Perfect for a hearty breakfast, brunch, or a light yet satisfying meal any time of day.$11.95
Yogurt Parfait Cup
Super thick and creamy Greek yogurt, berry compote, and fresh blueberries are served in individual cups with maple sea-salt granola on the side. (gluten-free and nut-free)$8.25OUT OF STOCK
Breakfast Sandwiches
Served all day. Breakfast sandwiches are toasted between two house-made savory waffles unless otherwise indicated. Our souffléd eggs are made by whipping and baking them until fluffy. Gluten-free bread is available for $2.

The Madison
Neuske’s bacon, creamy boursin, sharp cheddar, and a souffléd egg paired with fresh tomato, red onion, and arugula, all layered on warm ciabatta. A satisfying blend of flavors in every bite.$14.75
The Standard
The ultimate classic: Neuske's bacon, melted American cheese, and a souffléd egg, drizzled with hot honey and nestled between two savory waffles. A comforting twist on breakfast, available all day.$13.75
The Californian
A West Coast-inspired creation with creamy havarti, fresh avocado, fluffy souffléd egg, crisp spinach, red onion, and a kick of Cholula on hearty multigrain. A balanced, vibrant breakfast served all day.$13.75
The Montauk
Roasted turkey, sharp cheddar, and a pillowy souffléd egg come together with fresh spinach, tart cherry spread, mayo, and thinly sliced red onion—all layered on golden schiacciata. A bright, balanced sandwich with coastal energy and just the right amount of flair.$13.75
The Steak & Egg
Tender roast beef, melted American cheese, and caramelized onions layered with a souffléd egg on a toasted ciabatta. Rich, hearty, and filling—a steak lover’s dream.$13.75OUT OF STOCK
Sandwiches
Served all day. Sandwiches are made to order.

Trojan War
Named after the legendary battle fought in ancient Troy, now part of modern-day Turkey, this sandwich combines turkey and a tangy dill-feta spread—a nod to Greece’s iconic cheese and its place in the Trojan War. With fresh cucumber and red onion on toasted ciabatta, it's a flavorful tribute to a classic clash of cultures. Our most popular sandwich, it's a timeless hit.$14.75
You Complete Me
Deliciously moist roasted turkey breast, crispy bacon, melted Havarti, roasted peppers, and caramelized onions, all topped with mayo and a dash of Cholula for a hint of heat, served toasted to perfection.$15.95
What the Cluck?!
Our house-made chicken salad starts with tender, shredded chicken breast mixed with crunchy celery, red onion, dried cranberries, toasted pecans, and creamy mayo. Perfectly seasoned and served on multigrain with a tart cherry spread and fresh arugula for a sweet, savory, and satisfying bite.$14.75
We Meat Again
Succulent roast beef, roasted red pepper, and red onion smothered in rich boursin and drizzled with balsamic on toasted ciabatta. A bold, flavorful sandwich that’ll have you coming back for more.$14.75OUT OF STOCK
You Had Me at Bacon
Neuske's bacon, crisp lettuce, juicy tomato, and a smear of mayo on toasted sourdough—an elevated BLT for the true bacon lover.$14.75
Eat Your Vegetables
A vibrant medley of hummus, creamy avocado, roasted red pepper, crisp cucumber, red onion, and fresh spinach, finished with a touch of mayo and served on our rustic schiacciata bread. Proof that vegetables can steal the show. Vegan mayo and bread are available upon request.$14.75This is Your Sandwich
Build your own sandwich. You pick the bread. You pick the toppings. You create your perfect sandwich, and we will make it.$14.75
Snacks & Sides
Freshly made in small batches. Available while they last.

Giant Pretzel
A large, freshly baked pretzel that can be enjoyed warm. Served with mustard on the side, or upgrade it with a side of warm cheddar cheese for a richer, gooey experience. Perfect for snacking!$4.75
Individual bag of chips
A crunchy complement to your meal, these Dirty Potato Chips come in rotating flavors like Funky Fusion, Jalapeño Heat, Maui Onion, and Mesquite BBQ. Known for their kettle-cooked crunch and bold seasoning, they’re the perfect side to any sandwich$2.75
Side of Bacon
Three thick slices of Neuske’s bacon, baked to crispy perfection. Made in-house, these flavorful strips are the perfect sidekick to any meal. Nueske's bacon is renowned for its exceptional quality and flavor. It's crafted through a slow smoking process over applewood embers, resulting in a rich, smoky taste.$6.00
ADD cheese cup
A warm, creamy cheddar cheese dip, perfect for pairing with pretzels or sandwiches. This gluten-free option is smooth, savory, and delightfully melty.$1.50
Desserts
Cookies

Toasted Pecan Butterscotch Cookie
Chocolate and butterscotch chips folded into a soft, buttery cookie with toasted pecans and a subtle depth from mesquite flour. Rich, balanced, and gently toasty, this cookie brings together familiar comfort with just a little something extra.$3.50
Jam Filled Thumbprint Cookie
$3.00
Chocolate Chip Cookie
Is there anything better than a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie? Yes, a Jumbo fresh baked chocolate chip cookie!$2.75
Confetti Cookie
Our twist on Polvorones con Chochitos (Mexican sugar cookie). A soft, orange infused sugar cookie, coated in nonpareils.$3.00
Snickerdoodle Cookie
A jumbo-sized soft sugar cookie rolled in cinnamon and sugar.$2.45
Oatmeal Raisin Cookie (wheat-free)
Super moist oatmeal raisin cookie is made with four types of extra large gourmet raisins. Wheat-Free,$3.00OUT OF STOCK
Kitchen Sink Cookie
A jumbo sized cookie loaded with chocolate chips, pecans, coconut, and dried cranberries. In other words, everything but the kitchen sink.$3.25
Chocolate Crinkle Cookie
Is it a cookie, or is it a brownie? No one knows for sure! Our chocolate crinkle cookie is delightfully soft and gooey (like a brownie), scented with cinnamon, and rolled in powdered sugar.$3.00
Seasonal Assorted Macaron 6-piece Collection
A vibrant six-piece assortment showcasing bright fruit, classic chocolate, and playful sweetness. A colorful, balanced box that feels festive and refined at the same time. Includes 6 macarons total. Packaged and ready for gifting or eating.$14.95
Seasonal Assorted Macaron 3-piece Collection
Three handcrafted macarons featuring cozy, nostalgic flavors. Perfect for sharing, gifting, or keeping entirely to yourself. Includes 3 macarons total. Packaged and ready for gifting or eating.$7.85OUT OF STOCK
Bars

Strawberry Lemon Bar
Bright, tangy lemon meets the sweet burst of strawberries in this summery twist on a classic. With a buttery shortbread crust and a vibrant fruit layer baked to perfection, each bar is finished with a light dusting of powdered sugar. Sweet, tart, and irresistibly refreshing.$4.55
Brownie
Satisfy your fudgy brownie craving. Our brownie is full of rich Valrhona chocolate packed into a decadent, chewy package. It is sure to make any chocaholic drool!$4.50
Nanaimo Bar
We can thank our friends from the North for this sweet treat! The base of this bar is a delicious combination of chocolate, graham cracker, pecans, and coconut. That base is then topped with a vanilla buttercream and chocolate ganache.$5.00
Crispy Bars

Classic Crispy Bar
Our take on the classic, made even better. We brown the butter for a rich, nutty flavor and finish each batch with a touch of real vanilla for that extra bit of magic. Soft, chewy, and perfectly balanced, these oversized bakery-style rice crispy treats are thick, hefty, and anything but ordinary.$6.50OUT OF STOCK
Chocolate Layer Crispy Bar
Deeply rich and intensely chocolatey, this oversized crispy bar is made with chocolate rice crispies and layered with a thick ribbon of silky ganache through the center. Soft, chewy, hefty, and wildly satisfying, it’s one of our best sellers, and honestly, we can barely keep them in stock.$7.25
Fruity Rebels Crispy Bar
Taste the Rainbow Agenda. Our Pride crispy bar is loaded with Fruity Pebbles cereal and layered with buttery marshmallow goodness for a chewy, crunchy bite in every mouthful. These oversized bars are thick, bakery-style treats made for serious dessert people; a little sweet, a little tart, wildly colorful, and completely delicious.$7.00
Cupcakes

Classic Vanilla Cupcake
A soft vanilla cake finished with silky vanilla Italian buttercream. Simple, timeless, and deeply satisfying, this classic cake lets real vanilla flavor and smooth buttercream shine.$5.25OUT OF STOCK
Chocolate Creme Cupcake
Rich chocolate cake filled with marshmallow fluff and finished with silky dark chocolate ganache. Inspired by classic snack cakes, but made the Kneads and Wants way, deeply chocolatey, soft-centered, and topped with a signature swirl.$5.75
Red Velvet Cupcake
Classic red velvet cake with a delicate cocoa finish, topped with tangy cream cheese frosting. Rich, velvety, and balanced with just the right touch of sweetness.$5.25OUT OF STOCK
Cake Truffles

Rainbow Cake Truffles 4-pack
An assortment of four handcrafted cake truffles featuring both vanilla and chocolate cake centers, dipped in creamy white chocolate and finished with hand-drizzled rainbow chocolate. Festive, colorful, and made in celebration of Pride Month.$9.95OUT OF STOCK
Chocolate Cake Truffle 4-pack
This decadent Chocolate Cake Truffle is a celebration of all things chocolate! We start with moist and flavorful chocolate cake, crumbled and blended with rich chocolate frosting to create a luxurious truffle center. Each truffle is then enrobed in a smooth, dark chocolate coating that shatters with a satisfying snap, revealing the delightful cake and frosting mixture. It's a triple threat of chocolatey goodness.$9.95OUT OF STOCKBirthday Cake Truffles 4-pack
Handcrafted vanilla cake truffles dipped in smooth white chocolate and decorated with vibrant sprinkles. Like birthday cake in one perfectly poppable bite.$9.95OUT OF STOCK
Cake Truffle Assorted 4-pack
An assorted collection of our handcrafted cake truffles, featuring a mix of flavors and decorations selected from our current offerings.$9.95OUT OF STOCK
Beverages
Seasonal Drinks

Blended Mint Magic
Cool, creamy, and refreshingly minty, our Blended Mint Magic is a dreamy fusion of spearmint and milk, whipped into a smooth, frosty treat. Enjoy it as is or add a shot of espresso for an energizing twist!$6.00
Blended Pistachio Latte
A smooth and nutty pistachio-infused latte, blended to creamy perfection and topped with whipped cream and a sprinkle of crunchy fouitine for the perfect finish.$6.50
Peppermint White Mocha
espresso + milk + chocolate + butterscotch$5.50+OUT OF STOCK
Blended Peppermint Mocha
Indulge in our Caffe Umbria Gusto Mocha. This decadent frozen treat blends rich Caffe Umbria Gusto Crema espresso with dark chocolate syrup milk, and ice for a perfect balance of sweetness and coffee intensity. It's a delightful pick-me-up that will satisfy your chocolate cravings and leave you feeling refreshed.$7.50Maple Latte
espresso + maple syrup + milk$5.15+
Toasted Marshmallow Mocha
espresso + milk + chocolate + marshmallow$5.50+Ginger Matcha Latte
$5.30+
Salted Caramel Mocha
espresso + milk + chocolate + butterscotch$5.90+
Our Specialty Drinks
HOT SIZES.
small: 12oz / 2 shots.
medium: 16oz / 2 shots.
large: 20oz / 4 shots.
ICED SIZES.
small: 12oz / 2 shots.
medium: 16oz / 2 shots.
large: 24oz / 4 shots.

Black Sugar Latte
We pair our Umbria espresso with deep black sugar and butterscotch to create a slightly sweet and smoky drink.$5.90+Pistachio Latte
(DAIRY FREE) Made with pistachio milk and pistachio syrup, this latte is creamy, nutty, and unexpectedly addictive. It's a smooth, subtly sweet twist on your daily cup—pure pistachio perfection.$8.15+OUT OF STOCKHoney Cinnamon Cold Brew
cold brew + cinnamon + honey + cream$5.60+
Golden Spice Latte
This vibrant drink blends creamy chai spices with warming ginger and the vibrant glow of turmeric. Every sip offers a taste of sunshine, packed with antioxidants and anti-inflammatory benefits. Perfect for starting your day with a healthy kick or enjoying a cozy afternoon treat.$5.75+
Purple Haze Lemonade
Lemonade + butterfly pea flower tea. This magic tea changes color depending on the pH of whatever it's mixed with.$3.30+
Sunshine Lemonade
lemonade + turmeric + ginger$3.30+
Coffees

Hot Brewed Coffee
Freshly brewed daily using rotating light and dark roast blends from Caffè Umbria, our hot coffee is rich, balanced, and thoughtfully crafted for every kind of coffee drinker. Choose from a brighter light roast with nuanced sweetness and layered flavor notes, or a darker roast with a fuller body and a bold finish. Brewed throughout the day for freshness, each cup is designed to pair beautifully with our scratch-made pastries and breakfast offerings.$3.90+Cold Brewed Coffee
Our La Colombe cold brew is served on tap for maximum freshness.$5.10+Cafe Au Lait
A delicious combination of our La Colombe Corsica brewed coffee and steamed milk.$4.80+Red or Black Eye
hot brewed la colombe coffee + 1 or 2 shots espresso$5.50+
Box of Hot Brewed Coffee for 10-12
Indulge in Italy's rich coffee tradition with our Cafe Umbria Craft 96oz Coffee Box! This convenient pack includes everything you need to serve 10-12 people a delicious cup of coffee. Choose from our signature Light Roast for a bright, lively flavor or our Dark Roast for a bold, intense experience.$25.95
Espressos

Espresso Latte
Shots of espresso combined with steamed milk and topped with a small amount of foamed milk.$5.15+Cappuccino
Shots of espresso topped with equal parts steamed and foamed milk.$5.15+Americano
Shots of espresso topped with hot water to create an extra rich cup of coffee.$4.50+Mocha
Shots of espresso mixed with dark chocolate and topped with steamed milk.$5.90+Doppio
A double shot of our delicious Caffe Umbria Gusto Crema espresso.$2.75Cortado
A double shot of espresso combined with an equal amount of steamed milk.$4.50Macchiato, Italian style
A double shot of espresso marked with a dollop of steamed and foamed milk.$4.50
Frozen Blended Drinks
Design your perfect blended drink, or try one of our deliciously unique specialty flavors.

Blended Cold Brew
Craving a cool and invigorating coffee experience? Our Blended Cold Brew is the answer! We use our strong and smooth cold brew coffee, expertly brewed for rich flavor, and blend it with ice for a refreshingly chilled treat.$6.50Blended Latte
Looking for a refreshing and energizing drink? Try our Blended Latte! This cool and creamy beverage is made by blending two shots of our robust Caffe Umbria Gusto Crema espresso with smooth ice, resulting in a satisfying treat that will surely delight your taste buds. You can enjoy the rich and full-bodied flavor of Caffe Umbria Gusto Crema on its own for a classic latte experience. Or, customize your blended latte by adding a variety of our delicious syrups, to create your own perfect flavor combination.$6.50Blended Black Sugar Latte
Enjoy the rich, molasses-like sweetness of brown sugar in its purest form. Our Blended Black Sugar is a timeless frozen treat, perfectly smooth and intensely satisfying. Cool down on a hot day with this simple yet delightful beverage.$7.00Blended Mocha
Indulge in our Caffe Umbria Gusto Mocha. This decadent frozen treat blends rich Caffe Umbria Gusto Crema espresso with dark chocolate syrup milk, and ice for a perfect balance of sweetness and coffee intensity. It's a delightful pick-me-up that will satisfy your chocolate cravings and leave you feeling refreshed.$7.00Blended Masala Chai
Take your taste buds on a journey with our unique Blended Masala Chai. This exotic drink features a complex blend of warming chai spices, like cardamom and cinnamon, blended with creamy ice. The result is a perfectly balanced frozen treat that's both invigorating and refreshingly cool.$6.80
Blended Matcha Latte
Get a delicious energy boost and a cool refreshment with our Blended Matcha. This vibrant green drink features high-quality matcha powder, blended with ice for a smooth and invigorating experience. Enjoy the unique flavor profile of matcha and its natural energizing properties in this delightful frozen treat.$6.80
Blended Strawberry Bliss
Enjoy strawberries' deliciously sweet and tangy flavor with our Blended Strawberry Bliss. This vibrant frozen drink perfectly blends our signature strawberry puree with a touch of sweetness, delivering a refreshingly smooth and satisfying experience. It's the ideal pick-me-up for any day, so why not treat yourself?$6.00
Blended Chocolate Bliss
Calling all chocolate lovers! Our Blended Chocolate is a dream come true. We use only the finest chocolate to create a luxuriously rich and icy beverage. This decadent drink is pure, unadulterated chocolate bliss, perfect for satisfying your cravings on a hot day.$6.00Blended Vanilla Bliss
$6.00
Blended Strawberry Lemonade
Our bldended Strawberry Lemonade is a dream come true! This vibrant blend combines the refreshing tartness of lemons with the sweetness of ripe strawberries swirled into a smooth and creamy base. It's the perfect pick-me-up that's both light and satisfying.$6.00Blended Strawberry Lemonade VEGAN
This vibrant concoction bursts with lemonade and strawberries blended to perfection with a touch of sweetness. This refreshingly vegan take on our blended strawberry lemonade is an indulgence packed with flavor and perfect for satisfying your thirst.$6.00
Fizzes

Cherry Vanilla Espresso Fizz
A smooth and bubbly fusion of rich espresso, sweet cherry, and creamy vanilla, topped with refreshing seltzer for a light, effervescent finish. A perfect balance of bold and sweet.$5.00Lavender Lemon Espresso Fizz
$5.00Cherry Espresso Jolt
cola + cherry + vanilla + espresso$6.50Honey Cinnamon Fizz
$5.00Maple Ginger Fizz
$5.00
Teas

Chai Latte
Rishi Chai tea concentrate, steamed with milk. A perfect blend of sweet and spicy.$5.75+
Matcha Latte
Matcha green tea concentrate, steamed with milk.$5.75+
Golden Spice Latte
This vibrant drink blends creamy chai spices with warming ginger and the vibrant glow of turmeric. Every sip offers a taste of sunshine, packed with antioxidants and anti-inflammatory benefits. Perfect for starting your day with a healthy kick or enjoying a cozy afternoon treat.$5.75+
London Fog
extra fine earl grey tea concentrate + milk$5.75+OUT OF STOCKHot Tea
Our hot tea selection features thoughtfully sourced blends from some of the finest tea merchants in the world. From classic black and green teas to soothing herbal infusions and distinctive specialty blends, each cup is crafted for balance, aroma, and depth of flavor. Whether you’re looking for something bold and invigorating or soft and calming, our tea offerings invite you to slow down and savor the moment.$3.25+Iced Black Tea
Black tea, specially formulated for iced tea goodness.$3.35+
fiftyFIFTY (tea+lemonade)
Half tea and lemonade, over ice.$3.00+
Lemonades

Classic Lemonade
Sweet, tart, and the perfect drink to welcome the sunshine!$3.00+
Purple Haze Lemonade
Lemonade + butterfly pea flower tea. This magic tea changes color depending on the pH of whatever it's mixed with.$3.30+
Strawberry Lemonade
lemonade + strawberry puree$3.25+
Blueberry Lemonade
lemonade + blueberry puree$3.25+
Sunshine Lemonade
lemonade + turmeric + ginger$3.30+
fiftyFIFTY (tea+lemonade)
Half tea and lemonade, over ice.$3.00+
Milks
Ready to Drink

Martinelli Apple Juice (10oz glass bottle)
$3.50
Water - Path Reusable Bottle
Refillable Alkaline Water (20 oz) Stay hydrated and sustainable with Path Water — ultra-purified, pH-balanced alkaline (9.5+) water in a sleek, reusable aluminum bottle. Perfect for on-the-go sipping and refilling again and again. Cold, crisp, and consciously packaged. Recyclable, BPA-free & eco-friendly. Better for you. Better for the planet.$3.50
Sprecher Root Beer (16oz bottle)
This legendary award-winning Root Beer has the rich, creamy flavor that comes from using real Wisconsin honey. Sprecher brew masters skillfully combine a host of flavors in gas-fired brew kettle, then age it just long enough to achieve peak flavor, a super creamy mouthfeel, and a frothy head.$3.00
Sprecher Grape Soda (16oz bottle)
Sprecher makes this succulent purple soda with a masterful blend of Concord grape juice and raw Wisconsin honey. The end product is a sweet and bubbly grape soda filled with fresh summer flavor.$3.00OUT OF STOCK
Mexican Sprite
Classic, cool, crisp lemon-lime flavored taste that's caffeine free$3.00OUT OF STOCK
Mexican Coke
Coca-Cola Original Taste — the crisp, refreshing taste you know and love$3.00
Green River Soda
First introduced in 1919 during Prohibition, this classic lime soda quickly became a favorite for Chicago’s St. Patrick’s Day celebrations and continues to win fans today. Each 12oz bottle bursts with bold lime flavor and a vibrant green color that makes every sip as fun as it is refreshing.$3.00
Caramel Apple Soda
This Chicago-crafted drink really nails the flavor of a freshly dipped apple in sweet caramel. The green glow of the liquid is the perfect accent to St. Patrick's Day$3.00San Pellegrino
$3.00
Retail/Merch
Housemade Provisions

Oat of this World Granola
Crisp, toasty, and just sweet enough, this house favorite is made with hearty oats, real maple syrup, and a hint of salt. It's golden, snackable, and endlessly versatile. It's perfect on yogurt, fruit, or straight from the bag. It's also gluten-free and Nut-Free.$5.99OUT OF STOCK
Black Sugar Syrup
Deep, earthy, and gently smoky, our signature syrup blends rich caramelized sugar with a hint of molasses. A bold flavor with subtle complexity, made to pair perfectly with espresso or cold brew. Handcrafted in small batches, our house syrups are made with pure cane sugar and natural ingredients that elevate the flavor of every cup. Perfect for coffee, tea, or cocktails and beautiful enough to give as a gift.$7.00OUT OF STOCK
Salted Caramel Syrup
Rich, buttery, and perfectly balanced, our salted caramel syrup combines warm caramelized sugar with a touch of sea salt for a smooth, indulgent finish. It enhances espresso and cold brew with a comforting sweetness and a gentle savory lift. Made in small batches with pure cane sugar and natural ingredients, our syrups are crafted to elevate every sip. Wonderful in coffee, tea, steamed milk, or cocktails, and an effortless choice for gifting.$7.00
Honey Cinnamon Syrup
Warm, soothing, and beautifully aromatic, our honey cinnamon syrup blends golden honey with gentle spice for a cozy, rounded sweetness. It complements espresso and cold brew with a soft floral lift and a hint of warmth in every sip. Crafted in small batches with pure cane sugar, natural honey, and real cinnamon, our syrups bring dimension to coffee, tea, and cocktails. A thoughtful and delicious gift for anyone who loves a comforting flavor profile.$7.00OUT OF STOCKMadagascar Vanilla Syrup
Smooth, fragrant, and delicately sweet, our Madagascar vanilla syrup is crafted with real vanilla for a clean and luxurious flavor. Its warm, creamy notes pair beautifully with espresso and cold brew, adding depth without overpowering the cup. Handcrafted in small batches, our house syrups are made with pure cane sugar and natural ingredients that elevate every drink. Perfect for coffee, tea, or cocktails and lovely enough to give as a gift.$8.00OUT OF STOCKAlmond Biscotti, Chocolate Dipped
A classic almond biscotti baked to a perfect crunch, loaded with toasted almonds, and dipped in rich Guittard dark chocolate. Elegant, lightly sweet, and endlessly snackable.$6.50OUT OF STOCK
Mocha Biscotti, Chocolate Dipped
Bold espresso-infused biscotti with a deep roasted flavor, finished with a dip in smooth Guittard semi-sweet chocolate. A perfect pairing for any coffee lover and a beautiful treat for gifting.$6.50OUT OF STOCK
Chicago Party Mix (Nut-Free)
All of our party mixes come in an 8-oz bowl, ready to serve. This one combines rice, corn, and wheat squares with cheese curls, small pretzels, crunchy corn kernels, cheddar whales, cheesey popcorn, caramel popcorn, and honey-roasted sesame sticks. Bold, cheesy, and satisfyingly crunchy, it’s a nut-free snack mix that’s perfect for sharing on game day or keeping all to yourself.$10.50OUT OF STOCK
Kneads & Wants Party Mix
All of our party mixes come in a family-sized bowl, ready to serve. This blend combines rice squares, corn squares, wheat squares, roasted peanuts, mini pretzels, corn chips, extra-toasty cheese crackers, and rye crisps. Tossed in our signature buttery seasoning with just a hint of spice, it’s a perfectly balanced mix of crunch and flavor. Classic, comforting, and endlessly snackable — the ultimate crowd-pleaser.$10.50OUT OF STOCK
Firecracker Party Mix
A family-size bowl of crunchy, mildly spicy goodness — ready to serve and perfect for sharing. This mix combines Rice Chex, sesame sticks, wasabi peas, honey-roasted peanuts, and crispy sesame noodles, all seasoned with Togarashi and a blend of spices. Bold, balanced, and just the right amount of heat to keep snack time exciting. It’s flavorful, lively, and guaranteed to keep you reaching back into the bowl.$10.50OUT OF STOCK
Coffee Toffee - 10 piece
Bold and sweet, our coffee toffee blends the richness of buttery toffee with the robust flavor of coffee. Finished with a smooth chocolate drizzle, it’s a pick-me-up treat that’s perfect for coffee lovers!$12.50
Coffee Toffee - 5 piece
Bold and sweet, our coffee toffee blends the richness of buttery toffee with the robust flavor of coffee. Finished with a smooth chocolate drizzle, it’s a pick-me-up treat that’s perfect for coffee lovers!$6.50
English Pecan Toffee - 5 piece
Crunchy, buttery, and irresistibly rich—our pecan toffee is loaded with toasted pecans and topped with a hint of sea salt for the perfect balance of sweet and savory. Every bite is a satisfying blend of crisp toffee and nutty goodness.$6.50
English Pecan Toffee - 10 piece
Buttery, crisp toffee with rich caramelized sugar and plenty of toasted pecans. Finished with a smooth chocolate layer for a classic balance of crunch, nuttiness, and deep toffee flavor.$12.50
Brand Chocolates & Cookies
Looking for a luxurious snack on the go? Look no further than our curated selection of grab-and-go bars from Valerie & Compartes. These bars are renowned for their exquisite flavors and expert craftsmanship. Each one offers a unique and delightful taste experience, crafted with the finest ingredients by some of the best chocolatiers in the world.

Three Hot Nuts Dark Chocolate - Gail Ambrosius
A bewitching bonfire of pistachios, pine nuts and pipits roasted with chipotle and cayenne peppers and topped with chili verde salt. Made with 61% Venezuelan dark chocolate.$6.50
Cherry Almond Dark Chocolate - Gail Ambrosius
Experience tart Michigan cherries and toasted slivered almonds elegantly set atop rich 65% Ecuadorian dark chocolate. The fruit and nut topping sits boldly against the deep single-origin chocolate, making this bar both decadent and sophisticated.$6.50
Strawberry White Chocolate - Gail Ambrosius
$6.50
Almond Milk Chocolate - Gail Ambrosius
Luscious bars made with 41% Venezuelan milk chocolate and almonds.$6.50
Blueberry Lemon Milk Chocolate - Gail Ambrosius
$6.50
Hazelnut Orange Milk Chocolate - Gail Ambrosiius
Indulge in a beautifully balanced combination of roasted hazelnuts and bright citrus on a foundation of luscious 41% Venezuelan milk chocolate. This bar pairs creamy sweetness and nutty depth with a zesty twist of orange — a harmonious treat that appeals to both traditional and adventurous palates.$6.50
Toffee Time - TCHO
100% Plant-Based. A creamy plant-based oat milk chocolate mixed with bits of vegan toffee and flakes of sea salt. Caramelly and perfectly salty.$6.00
Lemon Twist - TCHO
A fudgy 67% dark chocolate shell and a bright, creamy lemon filling with a sprinkle of sea salt and a glug of extra virgin olive oil from La Tourangelle.$6.00
Chocco Latte - TCHO
A rich and bold plant-based cashew oat milk chocolate made with organic coffee beans from Blue Bottle Coffee. Creamy, caramelly, and energizing.$6.00
Aww Nuts - TCHO
100% Plant-Based. A fudgy dark chocolate filled with almond butter and sea salt made with locally roasted small-batch almonds from our friends at Maisie Jane's.$6.00
Dark & Salty - TCHO
100% Plant-Based. A fudgy single-origin dark chocolate from Ghana filled with a fruity single-origin cacao truffle from Peru. A distinguished cacao experience.$6.00
Hazel Nuts! - TCHO
$6.00OUT OF STOCK
The Queer Dozen by Miss Fortunes
Twelve rainbow-hued fortune cookies with a wicked sense of humor. Each crunchy, colorful treat contains a cheeky, queer-themed fortune—salty, snarky, and definitely not safe for straight-laced expectations. Sweet on the outside, twisted on the inside. Banned in eight states, beloved everywhere else.$14.00
Whole Bean Coffee

Cupping Room Collection - Kenya Kathendu Estate AA - Caffe Umbria
Kenya Kathendu Estate AA showcases everything we love about Kenyan coffee - bright, juicy and complex. We were drawn to this single-estate lot from Meru County for its vibrant notes of blackcurrant and red grapefruit, carried on a foundation of sugarcane sweetness and a refined, wine-like finish. Farmer Festus Kathendu’s dedication to double-washed processing and sustainable cultivation yields a cup that’s lively yet refined — perfect for pour-over, Chemex, or cold brew. REGION: Kenya PRODUCER: Festus Kathendu VARIETY: SL38, K7 PROCESS: Fully Washed, Double Fermentation ROAST LEVEL: Light CHARACTERISTICS: Black Currant, Red Grapefruit, Sugarcane This is a limited edition rotating coffee.$19.00
Leone Light Roast Whole Bean - Caffe Umbria
Start your day with the vibrant and balanced flavors of Umbria Leone Light Roast Coffee. These whole beans deliver a smooth and aromatic cup with notes of citrus, florals, and a hint of sweetness. Perfect for those who enjoy a bright and lively coffee experience.$18.00
Arco Etrusco Espresso Whole Bean Coffee - Caffe Umbria
Experience the bold richness of Umbria Arco Etrusco Dark Roast Coffee. These whole beans offer a deep, full-bodied flavor profile with hints of chocolate and toasted nuts, making every cup a comforting and satisfying treat.$16.00
Gusto Crema Dark Whole Bean Coffee- Caffe Umbria
A classic Italian-style espresso, Gusto Crema offers a creamy body and delightful sweetness that lingers through the finish. With notes of milk chocolate and dried fig, this medium roast is both rounded and subtly complex. Crafted from select beans from Brazil, Colombia, and Guatemala, it's versatile enough for espresso or drip brewing.$16.00OUT OF STOCK
Mezzanote Decaf Whole Bean Coffee - Caffe Umbria
Meaning "midnight" in Italian, Mezzanotte is a decaffeinated coffee with a creamy body and low acidity. It features notes of milk chocolate, hazelnut, and hints of black tea, offering a smooth and satisfying cup without the caffeine. Sourced from Colombia and Costa Rica, it's perfect for enjoying any time of day.$17.00
Grifo Anniversary Blend Medium Roast - Caffe Umbria
Master Roaster Emanuele Bizzarri created this blend to honor his hometown of Perugia, Italy, where “Il Grifo”, the griffin, is the iconic symbol. Following an Italian blending tradition, seven origins meld to create this complex and intense coffee. Intricacies are revealed with different brewing methods. Discover hints of dried mango, currant, lychee, tea rose, and anise in a juicy body. The Grifo Blend was chosen as the official coffee for the 2024 Coffee Fest Latte Art World Championship Open.$16.00OUT OF STOCK
Retail Teas

Tower of London Harney & Sons Tin of Sachets
The Tower of London Blend is reminiscent of Elizabethan preserves, flavorful and tempting. Chinese black teas with pieces of dried stone fruit are combined, finishing the blend with bergamot oil and honey. Featured in our Historic Royal Palaces Collection, it has become one of our most popular teas, especially with its brilliant amethyst-inspired tin.$16.50
Winter White Earl Grey Harney & Sons Tin of Sachets
Earl Grey is a very popular tea here at Harney & Sons, so we offer many variations. They all have one thing in common: the wonderful lemony aromas and flavors that come from our oil of bergamot. It is the base that makes them different. Winter White uses Mutan White, making it lighter than traditional black teas. It has as its base the vegetal and, oh, so lightly fruity flavors of Mutan White Tea. If you want something lighter than traditional Earl Grey, this is a great choice. Each tin contains 20 tea sachets. Each sachet brews one 12 oz. cup of tea.$9.45
Paris Harney & Sons Tin of Sachets
Mike Harney has enjoyed many a pot of tea in the famous Parisian tea shops. In homage to the city, he created what's become one of Harney & Sons' most popular and beloved blends worldwide. Paris is a fruity black tea with vanilla and caramel flavors and a hint of lemony bergamot. The aroma is delightful! Each Classic tin contains 20 tea sachets. Each sachet brews one 12 oz. cup of tea.$12.50
Chamomile Harney & Sons Tin of Sachets
Harney & Sons sources the finest Egyptian chamomile flowers from Egypt. The result? A premium herbal tea with a light body that is perfect for winding down during a hectic afternoon at the office or at home at the end of the day. This tea is also known as Egyptian Chamomile in selected packaging. Each Classic tin contains 20 tea sachets. Each sachet brews one 12 oz. cup of tea.$12.50
Indigo Punch Harney & Sons Tin of Sachets
Vibrant and full of crisp, fruity flavors, our caffeine-free Indigo Punch combines the delicate tang of rose hips and apple pieces. The earthy tones of the gorgeous Butterfly Pea Flower make this a unique blend. Bright lemongrass, lemon peel, and vivid raspberry round out this beautiful brew, along with natural honey flavor for a touch of sweetness. Please note: The mineral content of your water source will affect the color of the brew. Our photos use local spring water sourced from the Berkshires. If the color of your brew is different, please consider trying an alternative water source. Each HT tin contains 20 tea sachets. Each sachet brews one 12 oz. cup of tea.$9.45
Milky Oolong Harney & Sons Tin of Sachets
This light-bodied oolong is delightfully smooth and creamy, with deep green rolled leaves that unfurl to reveal a soft, pale green liquor. The aroma is warm and inviting, reminiscent of gently steamed milk. With every sip, you’ll taste the natural sweetness of warmed milk and fresh cream, a hallmark of this beloved style of oolong, which is oh so popular across Eastern Asia. Milky Oolong is especially rewarding to steep more than once. In fact, the flavor deepens and becomes even more nuanced on the second and third infusion, revealing added layers of sweetness and creaminess with each brew. Comforting and easy to drink, it offers a silky, evolving experience from the first sip to the last. Each tin contains 20 tea sachets. Each sachet brews one 12 oz. cup of tea and can be re-steeped multiple times, revealing deeper notes with each infusion.$15.50
Cherry Blossom Harney & Sons Tin of Sachets
Try our Cherry Blossom blend of green teas and the vibrant flavor of plump, fragrant cherries. Inspired by an April visit to Tokyo, it's like a springtime awakening of the senses. Each HT tin contains 20 tea sachets. Each sachet brews one 12 oz. cup of tea.$9.45
African Autumn Harney & Sons Tin of Sachets
The base of African Autumn, our popular herbal blend, is rooibos, a legume also known as "red bush" native to South Africa. Rooibos is oxidized, which changes the color to red, and when brewed, it looks similar to the red of "black" tea. Loaded with antioxidants, fans love the brightness of the rooibos, accented by cranberry and citrus. This is an herbal blend and contains no caffeine. Each HT tin contains 20 tea sachets. Each sachet brews one 12 oz. cup of tea.$9.45
Merchandise & Gifts

The Dylan Chip Cookie
$4.00
We took our classic chocolate chip cookies and gave them a boost! Topped with creamy cream cheese frosting and a mini car just like the way Dylan loves. These cookies are ready to race into your day! Happy Birthday, Dylan
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